Funny pictures of animals and quotes

If you think your wife loves you more than your cat, try to pee in her boots. Sell the kittens. 2 weeks old. It turns out, swim, and have developed a collective mind. Funny pictures of animals and quotes. Very unusual cat in the world lives in an apartment partners-Sidorov (Russia). For one day stay of the citizen Sidorova in mom's cat eats 3-4 pounds of meat, 5 to 6 cans of pickles, falling leaves everywhere, empty bottles, cigarette up and lipstick.

Compared to the number of foreign women's clothes, cat in the morning catches and eats 3-4 medium-sized women.

Me, a woman, Persian cat suit, my, bitch, Persian rugs, bitch, Persian Gulf! God made men. People asked, "what's the meaning of life?" The lord answered, "it's nothing, just live. Pulled a few strings and people were on the Land.

After God created the cow. Cow asked, "what's the meaning of life?" "No," replied Sir, pulled the rope and the cow was on the ground.

So he worked all day, to create a creature in the world. Tired funny pictures of animals and quotes. When he created cats, my nerves were on edge. Cats, like, and asked, "what's the meaning of life?" But God was not before them, he shouted to the assistant: "Valerian!" and pulled the rope.